**Today's Agenda:**
**10:00 AM: Arrival and Confusion
* Welcome all attendees to the most anticipated meeting of the quarter!
* Take 10 minutes to figure out where the meeting room is, because apparently, someone moved all the signs overnight.
**10:15 AM: Important Discussions
* Discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
* Decide on the best pizza order for the break room.
**11:15 AM: Breakout Sessions
* In-depth discussion on the art of procrastination techniques.
* Learn the secret to perfecting the art of making excuses for why you're not working.
**12:15 PM: Lunch Break
* Grab a sandwich and pretend to be interested in what your coworker is talking about.
**1:15 PM: Wrap-up and Departure
* Take a group photo with all the attendees to commemorate the occasion.
* Realize you've been in the meeting room for 4 hours and it's still not over yet.